the list of shit i’m writing down on an iphone note titled, “BUY ME !!!!!!!” is getting more and more ridiculous by the second
like i dont need a 30 euro ‘almond butter scrub’, i’m not even sure what ‘toner’ is or why i would need some, and i CERTAINLY had no idea the desire to even own this was inside of me :
it IS* the national ‘ascension’ day holiday after-all.
in other news, i got a job offer the day before i left budapest which was super great and awesome but then, you know, i had to leave??? anyway im going to amman tomorrow then istanbul on monday and sometime between now and then i’ll either be dead or working on a tan and trying to figure out how to get this blog going again (re: no one cares, at all, least of all myself)
*well, was. before the clock struck midnight and all the cocks set alight. what am i t A l K i N g about.
p.s. who wants to buy this for me? http://www.heinemann-dutyfree.com/wien_en/swarovski/swarovski-ss-double-pendant-cross-necklace-crystal-rhodanized-38-cm.html
p.p.s. does it make anyone else uncomfortable the necklace has SS in the name? like cool nice jesus piece where’d you pick it up? ‘oh just in AUSTRIA you know that place were HITLER was born yeah man just thought i’d snag a little SS memorabilia. did you know you could shop duty-free online??’